Wednesday, June 28

Anti-Cubs Haiku Poetry

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Fuck this team so much
If they lived in Darwin's time
They would have died first


Inept, bereft, bad
The Cubs limp through the Central
Like old, drunk monkeys


Errors are fun, gah!
Blown saves are yet another
way to lose, we know


Do they like free cash?
Their salaries are big and
they don't work for them


Lose, lose, lose some more
Cubbie blue is painful, how
irate they make us


Wood is a large pain
in our collective asses
pitching, then aching


Carlos deserves more
than this weak-ass offense we
seem to bring each start


Aramis fails us
batting weakly, swings meekly
av'rage not his friend


scrubs might fare better
give young'uns a chance, and cut
the old fat fast, please


Dusty? Fuck Baker
his time with us should soon end
for his record sucks


The Trib, such damp squibs
our hopes die in their pages
Mariotti? No!

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